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I go to school in Boston and I love my a cappella group, sleeping, and beer. My family and friends are beautiful and I hope you enjoy da stuf das on hur

Anonymous said: I love this little site. You're hilarious.

Aaah I was having the shittiest day until I saw this!!! Thank you! :)

It’s 4:47 am and I am eating a chocolate bunny while trying to understand my life.

iphoneicarly:

brink182:

White girl gone wild at Drake concert in Camden, NJ (by IambritKdash)

i think about this a lot

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

Best friends: tea, soup, medicine, xbox, couch. Rolling around and making goat noises until I feel better
Sorry everyone else…

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

History would be so much more fun if explained this way tho

Ugh

Can someone show me a picture of someone gorgeous with a not so perfect nose, please? I KNO THEY OUT THER

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Thank you

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted